Got this form someone. 
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday in front of the Judge.
The Judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever.
I’ll see you back in court on Monday.”
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, “How did you do over the weekend?”
“Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”
”17 people? That’s wonderful! What did you tell them?”
“I used a diagram, Your Honor. I drew two circles like this: O o ….and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable!” said the Judge.
To the second boy the judge said,” And you, how did you do?”
“Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
”156 people! That’s amazing!! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two circles: o O …..and said (pointing to the small circle) “this is your asshole before prison…..”
November 20th, 2002 at 10:23 am
*Laughs*
Because ass-rape is funny…..
November 20th, 2002 at 11:06 am
Old but still good.
November 20th, 2002 at 2:38 pm
This Joke is Titled: The Teachers Pet
On a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, “I bet I know what it is - flowers!”
“That’s right!” said the boy, “but how did you know?”
“Just a wild guess,” she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner’s daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, “I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!”
“That’s right! But how did you know?” asked the girl.
“Just a lucky guess,” said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. “Is it wine?” she asked.
“No,” the boy replied.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. “Is it champagne?” she asked.
“No,” the boy replied.
The teacher then said, “I give up, what is it?”
The boy replied, “A puppy!”